“but what are you transitioning to?”
*takes a drag on a candy cigarette, pops non-existent collar* “whadda you got?”
rock n roll man @sweetcherryky · Jul 14, 2017
“are you a trans woman or a trans man?”
“I’m a trans trans”
Thank you all for coming to my birthday party!! ❤️
Anonymous asked:
are there any behind the scenes bday party pictures (usually exclusive to paparazzi)
His scary feet
haxorusrose asked:
Sorry to bother mr j, but what is this?
ねこぽーち しらない?
Don’t you know primordial pouch?
burger sack
li'l tavern, buy ‘em by the bag
Tiddeon Nav 😂
This cosplay is NOT done btw, but I love being Griddle.
ma'am
fucks me up that by total coincidence the sun and moon’s size difference is exactly matched to their difference in distance from us, thus making our beautiful total solar eclipses where you can see the silver threads of the sun’s corona possible because the moon just covers the sun completely
The stars (literally) aligned just right for this experience to be possible. It’s likely that aliens don’t have this
The moon is also absolutely gargantuan by moon standards. It isn’t the largest moon in the solar system, but it is BY FAR the largest in comparison with its planet. Ganymede is the largest satellite of Jupiter and the largest moon in the solar system. Its diameter is only about 3.8% of Jupiter’s. Titan’s radius is 4.4% of Saturn’s. Callisto and Io are the next largest in the neighborhood, with 3.4% and 2.6% the diameter of Jupiter respectively.
Our moon is number 5. It is smaller in direct comparison to the above moons. The diameter of the moon is 3475 km. That is a full 27% of the diameter of the Earth. More than a quarter. That’s ridiculous. It’s unheard of. The universe is large enough that the word unique probably doesn’t mean a lot, but this might be about as close as you get.
This has had a huge impact on our planet. Other things aliens might not have are significant tides. One of Mars’s dumpy little potatoes wouldn’t be able to move oceans the way our moon does.
Our moon has also stabilized our axis to a massive degree. Without her up there our axis would wobble all over the place and our climate would be far more chaotic. Aliens might not be quite so lucky.
I guess what I am really trying to say is that the moon is extremely cool. I like the moon.
Just want to add that the reason we have such a large moon is because a whole planet crashed into proto-Earth. Theia (the planet) and Earth got so superheated by this collision that their component cores fused and the impact jettisoned a lot of material into space. That massive amount of jettisoned material became our moon. So Earth and the moon have very similar composition. This does not seem to be a common method of lunar formation.
what if the answer to the fermi paradox is that life cant exist without a moon like luna
I got a serious beef with the Fermi paradox. There is no Fermi paradox. There stopped being a Fermi paradox once the first radio telescopes went up, and we began to get a true sense of the sheer scale of the universe.
Space is big, empty, and loud. Sunspots can cause enough interference to affect global communications. We’re not even loud enough to talk over our own sun. On our own planet. We can barely communicate with Voyager, and we know exactly where it is and what its signal sounds like.
The Fermi paradox is like doubting the existence of Belfast, because you stood on a windy New York beach shouting towards it and didn’t get an answer.
My inner hard-won, hard-fought for manners and sensibilities and politeness
vs.
Intense Smugness and Overt Outright Pride over the multiple unusual aspects of Luna vs. All Other Natural Satellites in our solar system
do you have any idea
how difficult this is for me
on like
a daily basis
the struggle?!?
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I generally don’t reblog stuff from fucking Ring cameras, because that’s a stupid dystopian surveillance situation and anyone with a Ring should rip it out and burn it right now, it’s a privacy violation and just some crass “my home is my castle” petit-bourgeois shit, ooh look at me everyone, I got a camera installed and now I’m gonna ridicule the poor sods who cross my moat, fuck right off mate, BUT,
this person took their privacy in their own damn hands and it’s really funny, so.
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